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You can't see it very well, but I'm fat, and my hair is slicked back! I'm also wearing a gross old man sweater. I'm doing a murder mystery party tonight, and I'm the character Will Lie. (A partner in the law firm Lie, Cheat, and Steal.) I'm exc...
Gypsy (roma tigan rrom tzigane) (Roman / Romania)Originally uploaded by adypellegrinoYes. You read the title right. I find myself in the awkward position that I have struggled to imagine ever happening... defending Madonna. She apparently got cr...
STALKEROriginally uploaded by ukmcboDon't ask about the title. It randomly made an appearance in one of my texts today."Thank goodness you're here Mesmerized-by-Moving-Objects Man!"Random "Whose Line Is It Anyway?" quote that I just heard.Alright, n...
Video Games - QueBaratoOriginally uploaded by dorinhaliceI have an addictive personality. It's probably a very good thing that I have a firm commitment not to ever drink alcohol or to use any drugs, because frankly, I'd be hooked to the death. I've...